December 2011
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That awkward moment when you forget the name of... →
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Can you pass me that thing?
and the other person is like, what thing?
that thing!… the thingy! -__________- THAAAAAT SHIT!!!
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Saddest text message.
Girl: Babe, let's meet later. I miss you.
Boy: Aright, I'll just finish this round of beer.
Girl: You're drinking again?
Boy: Don't worry; I'll be there, okay?
Girl: Okay, I'll be waiting.
*hours passed, more of the boy's friends came and they enjoyed too much that he forgot about the time. The boy looked at his cellphone and saw four messages and 10 missed calls. He shut his phone down to pretend his battery was drained. The boy went home and saw his brother, panicking outside the house and looking for him.*
Brother: Someone called earlier! Your girlfriend's bag was snatched, but she followed the snatchers and they shot her!
Boy: Don't mess with me man. Stop joking.
*The boy opened his cellphone and looked at her messages.*
11: 00pm
Babe, where are you?
11: 30pm
Babe, why is your phone off?
11: 45pm
Babe, there are guys following me. I'm scared. Where are you? : '(
12: 00am
Happy Anniversary Babe, I love you. I wanted to greet you personally, but I think I won't see you tonight. Good night babe, I hope you're not drunk when you get home.
Your criticism is my motivation.
I like being alone.
I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone. It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.
I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.
But when I see a mother with her child, a girl with her lover, or a friend laughing with their best friend, I realize that even though I like being alone, I don’t fancy being lonely. The sky is...
When someone turns on the light and wakes you up
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